im going to teach english to k-5 in Zhonshan, China for 6 months
normally i would say teach kids? 
EW no... they do this..

and this....

however, i heard chinese kids don't do that.

its 10,271 miles away from home, so why not?

then i googled chinese kids... just to be sure i could handle it and i got:

so really, i have google to thank for "inspiring" me to go to china.

we will see if im thanking google when i have to eat chicken feet... 

so this is how i feel right now. china. 6 months. 

what was i thinking? 

it also just hit me today... 

i. hate. rice. 

i am all packed and what not but now have that harrowing feeling  that maybe i forgot something. 

hope not.